Will the real men ,please stand up!

 

 

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People– Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.   You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

 

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Postcard from REUTERS

 

 

 

  

Regards,

Priya Joseph

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The Weta the Better: $8000 Steampunk Blunderbuss

 

 

via Wired: Gadget Lab by Charlie Sorrel on 9/26/08

This is the Unnatural Selector, a “Ray-Blunderbuss” and part of a special edition of 50 from the guys at the Weta Workshop. Weta is, if you remember, the effects and production house that kicked Skywalker Ranch’s ass when it took the Lord of the Rings and put onscreen the exact same pictures that were already in your head. The specs:

Made from metal, glass and rare Venusian Worm Oak (which under Earth conditions is surprisingly similar to resin), this mother of all Ray-rifles has articulated triggers, levers and switches and will be engraved with the owner’s name and individual edition number.

This $8000 steampunk gun comes by way of Wired senior editor Chris Baker, who likes to keep things succinct while adhering to the Wired House Email Stylesheet, which mandates all inter-blog mail is rendered as a YouTube comment:

$8K steampunk rifle replica by LotR f/x house…G-LAB?

To which I can only add: OMFG!

Product page [Weta Collectibles]

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Damn the terrorists!

Another bomb blast in Delhi.South Delhi actually and closer home.Seems like Kerala and United States are the only two safe places in the whole damn world!

Reminds me of a song by Sick Puppies-All the same :
“Black or white,
Wrong or right,
If i close my eyes,
Its all the same”

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Fly free for the lifetime!!

The site sounds
authentic. And hilarious. Could anyone please find out about this???

 

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Guess what?

Model: Shelby GT 500

Venue: At my work desk

Camera: Nokia 6233 2MP

Post processing: Fiddles with the brightness and the
contrast

 

What do you think?

Does the pic give you a feel of a muscled arrogant GT parked
in a dark warehouse, waiting patiently to be unleashed??

That’s my keyboard behind it??

Do you? Do you?

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Pegu adichu!!

You need to know Malayalam to understand this
one.

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Download now or listen on posterous

Song01.mp3 (3411 KB)

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The 1-2-what agreement

 

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Who Pays for Wall Street’s $700 Billion Bailout?

Even though the government has now formally agreed to guarantee the debt of Fannie and Freddie, the White House says it doesn’t see the necessity
—shock me!—to include the cost of doing so in the budget. But have you heard anyone in authority asking about the $700 billion bailout: how do you propose to pay for it?

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Iphone vs stone

 

 

 

 

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